Friday, July 22, 2005

“You ARE gay, right?”

-Question posed by me to the man who phoned me after I flirted with and gave him my number at a (straight) club last weekend.

“Uh, no…umm, no, no…”

-Answer given by said man.

“Hey, it’s me…umm, sorry I couldn’t talk earlier. You caught me off guard with that question. Umm, no hard feelings, though. What made you think I was uh, gay?”

-Question posed by man upon his calling me AGAIN to talk about my thinking he was gay.

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